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Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. —Douglas Adams In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. —Douglas Adams Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. —Douglas Adams Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. —Douglas Adams The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. —Douglas Adams

Best Quotes By Douglas Adams

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. —Douglas Adams He attacked everything in life with a mix of extrordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which. —Douglas Adams Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word ‘safe’ that I wasn’t previously aware of. —Douglas Adams He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. —Douglas Adams He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife. —Douglas Adams